in fact, i heart two kinds of pirates:
1) the adorable and hilarious cartoon kind.
cartoon network has a new show called "the misadventures of flapjack". Its got a pretty neat style (the backgrounds are a sort of water-color-esque style that i've been really drawn to lately. the waves are really flat and layered... and its really genuinely funny. i even find myself yelling "ADVENTURE!!" like innocent little flapjack. i highly recommend you check it out.
2) the kind that come bearing gifts of free software.