10/21/2008
writing exercise #2
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[As continued after assignment 1, a few days later.]
1) [Establishing shot. A wide shot on a mostly deserted city street, made up of rows of dingy looking brownstone apartments and bodega style stores. Its early fall, heavily raining and cold. This top panel should be unframed and run the full width of the page, right to the edge. The background while they're out on the street should be fairly drab colors: blues, grays and browns. The few colors on the page should come from street lights, traffic lights, and neon store lights.]
[XX and XY are walking down the street, on the far right of the panel. XX is wearing a fully-buttoned jacket with the hood over her head. Her hands are held in her pockets with her shoulders shrugged tightly around her neck. She has a satchel style bag slung around her neck and shoulder. XY is wearing a scarf and jacket with the collar pulled up around his neck. He has a black umbrella held low in front of him with one hand obstructing his head and upper face from the reader and any prospective observers on the street.]
2) [They're both now walking towards the camera. XX is looking surly. The top of XY's face is still covered; you can see he's holding a small slip of paper with an address on it in his free hand.]
XX: I'm really glad you made me come to the far side of town in the freezing rain...
XX: ...AND you take my umbrella.
XY: Look. I really can't help that I have this extremely conspicuous branch sticking out of my forehead.
3) [From the side again. The door a few steps in front of him has the address that he's looking for scraped into the paint.]
XX: And I don't have any hats that could cover it. An umbrella was the only... (He stops himself when realizes he's right in front of the door he's looking for.)
XX: We're here...
4) [They're standing in front of the door next to each other; their backs to the reader.]
XY: I can't believe you're actually doing this.
XY: You scoffed when I told you to go to a doctor...
XY: ...but jumped at the opportunity to go to a some gypsy voodoo priestess.
XX: She's not a voodoo priestess...
[montage of small panels overlaying the main panel; all are views from inside the shop. The color palette should be much warmer, but still slightly dark.]
5a) [small square in upper left: Several small, irregularly shaped and sized bells jingle as the opening door hits them.]
5) [main panel: XX opening the door and walking in; pseudo-bird's eye view, as if looking down from the rafters.]
XX: (continued from last panel) ...She's a psychic.
5b) [small square along the bottom right: Jars of different shapes and sizes are up on a shelf on the wall; a series of cut jewels hangs from the shelf on strings.]
5c) [small square along the bottom right: Several brass scientific-looking instruments are on top of a console-style table with lots of tiny drawers on the front; a cat is asleep and partially hanging off the edge.]
5d) [small square along the bottom right: open books, news papers, and cards are strewn on top of an old wooden table; a cup of tea is sitting on the table near a chair, still steaming; there is a doorway behind the table with a fabric panel/curtain covering the opening.]
6) [Wide-angle panel, XX and XY (only shown from the shoulder up) are facing away from the reader, with their heads quickly spinning around to look the other way; both have expressions of apprehensive surprise.]
Voice (from off panel): Have a seat. Don't touch anything.
Voice (from off panel): ...damn kids...
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ambur had some really good input that i need to name them... which i know is completely true. i have trouble writing and and keeping track of the xx/xy, let alone someone who is just reading it. but i think this is really a story that i want to continue writing (and drawing at some point), and i don't want to just slap names on them. i'd be afraid that they would get stuck in my head and wouldn't be able to see them as anything else. maybe i'll do some character studies (which i think we're learning about in class tonight) to flesh them out a bit more. maybe then some names will come to me. anyone have any suggestions?
10/15/2008
10/14/2008
writing exercise #1
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XX is in her early-to-mid twenties; a bit of a tomboy; medium height and build; she has medium length, straight dark hair with blunt bangs. XY is in his early-to-mid twenties; tall and slender; with medium length, tousled brown hair covering his forehead. They are roommates and have been friends since middle school. XY just awoke up to find a thin, foot long branch growing out of his forehead.
1) We open on them in mid-conversation; XY sitting up in his bed still under the covers. XX is sitting cross-legged at the foot of the bed facing him, looking curiously at the branch. He is tenderly touching one of the sparse leaves growing off of it.
XX: So...
XX: ...you woke up, and it was just sticking out of your head?
XY: Its not sticking out. Its growing out.
2) She looks flippant and rolls her eyes.
XX: Yeah... sorry. GROWING.
XX: So, what the hell did you do last night that resulted in the sapling growing out of your head?
3) We now see XX face-on with the branch growing out at the viewer, going slightly out of focus.
XY: Its gonna sound retarded... but I had this dream...
XX (from off panel): ...here we go...
4) We see XX's black silhouette on a red background. His arms are outstretched, with his head split vertically from the crown down to mid-torso. Growing out of the split is a large full-grown tree with thick branches.
XX speaking in caption: It was so messed up. All I remember is having a headache that got worse and worse. And then my head felt like it just ripped apart and this HUGE tree just shot out of it...
5) She is flipping through a magazine, looking bored, not lifting her eyes while she speaks. He is still sitting on the bed looking up at the branch.
XY: ...I know there was more to it, I just can't remember.
XX: You know how boring it is to hear someone recount their dreams?
XY: Great. Thanks for the support...
6) She gets up, tossing the magazine on the on the bed as she leaves the room. He's scooted to the edge of the bed with his legs hanging off, ready to get up.
XY: Will you please leave so I can get dressed and figure out what the hell I'm going to do about this thing?
XX: Fine. You do have to give me some credit though...
XX (looking back with a smirk): ...I did avoid all of the the obvious "morning wood" jokes.
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posting this actually makes me nervous. its odd for me to share something that i'm unsure of. i have no problem posting crappy sketches, but this, for some reason, feels different. hopefully that feeling goes away. my teacher will be reading it this week and returning it with comments. sort of anxious to see what he has to say...
10/01/2008
gettin' my learn on
Introduction to Writing Comics course description:
"Graphic novels, manga and comic books have become a major sector in the field of literature and a principal source of inspiration for other media. T Campbell presents a set of exercises designed to familiarize writers with this exciting and challenging form. We'll move from simple games like "fill in the word balloon" and word-balloon matching, to the basics of character design (for a visual medium) and page design (panel-count and other elements), to story breakdown (what happens on each page?) and script criticism, and end with one to three pages of full-fledged comics scriptwriting, reviewed in the class."
hopefully inspirational and entertaining.
9/15/2008
playin' around
8/27/2008
exTRAVELganza: holga shots
a rusty metal dinosaur in downtown waynesville:
margaret and krystal chillin in downtown waynesville:
my wifey sittin on a picnic table:
krystal and margaret dancing at the wedding:
here's one of waffles sun bathing before she got her cast off:
8/18/2008
exTRAVELganza #3
travel stats:
depart: waynesville, nc @ 10:15am, 8/17
arrive: norfolk, va @ 5:00pm, 8/17
total distance: 445 mi
states driven through: 2
most hated road: highway 58 east
feeling: really fucking tired
8/16/2008
exTRAVELganza #2
travel stats:
depart: union mills, in @ 7:30am, 8/15
arrive: waynesville, nc @ 5:00pm 8/15
total distance: 615 mi
states driven through: 4
book on tape completed: the subtle knife by phillip pullman
accidental turn-arounds: 3
worst bumper sticker: "Drill here. Drill now. Lower prices."
second worst bumper sticker: "NObama"
text messages between our travel companions: 34
8/13/2008
exTRAVELganza #1
travel stats:
depart: norfolk, va @ 11:30pm, 8/11
arrive: merrillville, in @ 3:00pm, 8/12
total distance: 859 miles
states driven through: 4
deer sightings: 9
shooting stars: 4
cups of coffee: 3
best music to stay awake to: chromeo
8/08/2008
the daily figure
http://dailyfigure.blogspot.com/
7/31/2008
i heart pirates
1) the adorable and hilarious cartoon kind.
cartoon network has a new show called "the misadventures of flapjack". Its got a pretty neat style (the backgrounds are a sort of water-color-esque style that i've been really drawn to lately. the waves are really flat and layered... and its really genuinely funny. i even find myself yelling "ADVENTURE!!" like innocent little flapjack. i highly recommend you check it out.
2) the kind that come bearing gifts of free software.
'nuff said.
next project
(sorry for the poor quality scan)
7/30/2008
baa
its a herd of sheep made entirely of rotary phones and phone cords. i think its extremely clever. i also have a think for sculpture anyway, so clever sculpture wins every time.
7/24/2008
(insert sigh of relief here)
broken doggy: no longer broken.
bothersome father-in-law: no longer in the country.
things are turning up. let's all keep our fingers crossed.
7/01/2008
grey skies clearing?
back story: going down to pick up krystal's dad from the hospital, we loaded up our car with a bunch of stuff out of his van to bring back with us (in hopes of selling it). among some of his clothes, personal documents and other little stuff, we grabbed a fairly large tv and a huge chest of tools. both very heavy. they've been in the back of my car because, as i said, they're very heavy and we weren't quite sure what we were going to do with them or where to put them until we did. no worries though, they're heavy and securely tucked in the back of my car.
fast forward to today: everything is all well and good. driving home from work and POP! i look in my rear-view mirror and the tv had shifted and broke out my back window. it didn't just crack, oh no. it put a hole in it. and i hear the crackle sound of the rest of the window breaking. great. so, so stop tiny pieces of glass from raining down on the road behind me, i push the entirety of my window (in tiny, tiny pieces) into the back of my car.
hooray for life.
6/26/2008
are things starting to turn up for the werners?
yeah. shitty.
well, i dont want to curse anything (even though kim offered to de-curse us by burning white sage), so i'll knock on wood. but this week has been really nice!
last night, sarah and justin invited us over for dinner. well, we get there, and they planned this whole, amazing ninja-themed dinner planned just to raise our spirits! sarah was wearing a kimono. they made their own placemats with ninjas on them. there was bamboo and lanterns. and then, another girl they work with (who turns out was, at one time, the tennessee state marshal arts champion) came out, dressed as a ninja and did this whole nunchuck show and brought out grilled meat served on sai! it was amazing. and! sarah, the best dessert maker ever, made banana spring rolls with honey and vanilla ice cream. absolutely hilarious and great evening.
AND...
its been a long time waiting (and saving up funds bit by bit), but we got a playstation 3! which may not be exciting for some, but i'm a huge nerd, and it makes me happy. it came with metal gear solid 4. now, i've never played any of the metal gear games (the first of which dates back 20 years, which means its got a long, complicated storyline that i know nothing about), but it is awesome! i'm usually not a huge fan of shooters, but this is a "stealth action" game, which calls for some more strategy, which i love. and thus far, the story is so applicable to all the shit that is going on in the world with a little sci-fi twist.
and the graphics are awesome to boot. and also, its a blu-ray player which up-samples regular dvds. meaning, the next movie night we have is going to be awesome.
lets hope things continue on this up-turn...
6/22/2008
old french whore!
Don Barbrell: Let’s meet our contestants! On the blue team we have Kevin Rheaume of Lansing Michigan! Kevin is a senior at East Lansing High School where he’s a proud member of the marching band!
Kevin: Hey Don!
Don Barbrell : Kevin your partner today is a 48 year old prostitute from Marseilles named Babette! Babette I heard you had a funny thing happened to you, uh, on the way to the studios.
Babette : [ With French accent ] Yes, a sailor broke my arm!
Don Barbrell : Ouch! Okay. Well! Good luck today!it makes me wish i had remembered this sooner, so whenever anyone asked what happened to waffles, i could just say 'a sailor broke her arm' and offer no further explanation.
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p.s. - whatever happened to Cheri O'Teri?
6/06/2008
waffles, the cyborg
yeah, its a very sad situation. last saturday, we were out playing with the dogs in the back yard, getting ready to go for a swim. we were playing fetch with waffles, and she, as always, was running full force. unfortunately, she couldn't stop herself before she ran into the fence. we both ran over to her and saw that her front right arm had an extra bend in it, much like this:
so krystal scooped her up (and was promptly bitten on the chin because waffles was sort of freakin' out), and we hauled ass to the nearest vet.
they did an x-ray to see how bad it was. it was a pretty clean break, but that also meant that it wouldn't heal correctly on its own. they said they would have to do surgery to put a stabilizing plate with screws in. and they couldn't do it until monday when a surgeon was in. so they had to sedate her, put her in a splint, and keep her there until the surgery monday morning.
everything went really well. she has to be in a cast for 6 weeks. she seems more frustrated than anything. shes already getting her energy back, and realizing she can't do what she wants to. but i guess that's nothing we can't deal with...
5/30/2008
more cool design work
cover:
inner spreads (which for some reason, came out a different color when i saved it):
edit: took out references to the company name... i guess you never know who looks at this stuff.
5/20/2008
oops...
due to an unfortunate shaving incident, my upper lip is now as hairless as... well, i can't say its hairless. its just much more like sandpaper than it is like a push broom. you may ask what a shaving incident entails that doesn't involve blood loss, but as you may or may not know, i don't use a razor pretty much ever. anyway, i was trying to clean up the lines of the 'stache, and my trimmer slipped. there went the pipes of the handlebar. i honestly tried turning it into a fashionable goulet, but it was way too creey. WAY too creepy. on top of that, i've missed like a week of photos on moustache may, and i'm picking up krystal from the airport tomorrow. i figured this would be a nice surprise for her.
5/19/2008
funnest day at work ever? possibly.
if you're wondering what a bank-themed pick-up line could possibly be, think about complimenting someone's "bottom line" and ask to see their "portfolio".
5/18/2008
5/16/2008
5/15/2008
holy crap!
5/04/2008
4/30/2008
hey brendan... you're gonna love this...
"Your dad got a phone call last night asking if he had a basketball rim up in his shed. He thought it was a weird question, but he told them, yes, he did. He was asked if his barn was the old fashioned type; he told them, no, it was a tin shed but that they play ball in it all of the time. I guess that Obama is coming into Laporte County the next few days and has asked to play basketball in some farmers barn and whoever it was thought of your dad. A neighbor has an old fashioned barn with a rim in the hay mound but it is full of hay and probably wouldn't work. So today, your dad is going to find out if he is going to be coming to our farm or the other one! Your dad is so psyched!"
wow. why is it that the only exciting thing ever to happen back home happens when i'm 14 hours away?
meet chromeo...
"Chromeo is P-Thugg and Dave 1: best friends since their adolescence, virtuoso musicians, walking hip hop encyclopedias, and the only successful Arab/Jew partnership since the dawn of human culture."
thanks brendan.
4/27/2008
hilarious...
me: that's ridiculous... when would you ever need red and pink camouflage?
krystal: maybe if you're hiding in a womb...
4/25/2008
adventures in stock photography #2
4/21/2008
in case you were wondering...
well, you can. but you definitely shouldn't.
4/15/2008
'cougar' or 'cougar'?
adventures in stock photography #1
4/07/2008
from the brain of marketing genius, brendan ash...
"thats boring. you know what would be way better? if you had a picture of a hot, topless brazilian woman with, like, a thong! a thong made out of meat! a bacon thong! with meat hanging off of it! and you could have a dog chasing after her!"
well, brendan, this is for you...
*note: those may not have been brendan's exact words, but you get the gist...
4/03/2008
feelin' giddy
i don't know what it is about scott's stuff... i think its the idea's behind what he does (which i admit is where my creative issues arise). i read an interview with him once, and he said he used to tape record conversations that people were having around him in restaurants and on the train and what not... i think thats awesome. and you can really see that a lot (more so in his comics than his art, but you get it).
i was just trying to think of where i first heard of scott, and i remember that he was the lead artist and character designer for the excellent game, Psychonauts... seriously one of the best (and funniest, which is rare) games that i've ever played. its about a psychic summer camp for kids where they're trained to use their powers, and ever level of the game actually takes place in the psyche of another character. Coach Oleander (the camp counselor/ex-military general) has a literal battlefield in his head; Milla Vodello (international secret agent and party girl) has a disco club in her head... all very clever and all very hilarious. i think i'm gonna have to dive back into that one sometime soon...
4/01/2008
perfectionist pattern
it was interesting. specifically, i took the DiSC profile which rates you in four different areas:
Dominance: People who score high in the intensity of the 'D' styles factor are very active in dealing with problems and challenges, while low D scores are people who want to do more research before committing to a decision.
Influence: People with High I scores influence others through talking and activity and tend to be emotional. Those with Low I scores influence more by data and facts, and not with feelings.
Steadiness: People with High S styles scores want a steady pace, security, and don't like sudden change. Low S intensity scores are those who like change and variety.
Conscientiousness: Persons with High C styles adhere to rules, regulations, and structure. They like to do quality work and do it right the first time. Those with Low C scores challenge the rules and want independence.
i wasn't a huge fan of the question format. they give you four statements about how you act/feel at work and are asked to select one that describes you the most and one that describes you the least. there were 28 total questions which lead to a rating between 0 and 28 for each category. my breakdown was:
Dominance: 2
Influence: 13
Steadiness: 25
Conscientiousness: 22
that ranking puts me in the "perfectionist pattern" and then supposedly gives me insight on my motivations, my work habits, my and ideal work environment. basically, i consistently produce high-quality, detail oriented work at the cost increased creative restraint and cautious deliberation.
good adjectives: dependent, charming, patient, loyal, courteous, logical
bad adjectives: predictable, mild, unsure, conventional, restrained, passive
i suppose thats fairly accurate.
**update**
so i just got done meeting with my boss, and found something very interesting. for your reference, here's the graph that i got with my assessment:
it turns out my boss and i are complete opposites... my extremes (low D and high S) and are exactly flipped (he has a hight D and low S). i guess that puts a nice set of checks and balances in place in a business... food for thought.
3/25/2008
hate / love #1
i hate when someone has a baby, and everyone is all like "oh! (s)he looks just like you (and/or the other parent)!" no, they don't. and (at least with my family) that debate continues well into the child's formative years past being a warm, wrinkly mass. don't get me wrong... i'm not a baby-hater. baby's are adorable (for the most part). i just hate the incessant speculation and declaration that they look like something they, in fact, do not.
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love:
i love joanna newsom. she popped up in my ipod today, and it whisked me away to 2004. That was the summer that krystal and i started dating. she was taking a video editing class, and her group was working on their final project: a remake of the classic horror b-movie, motel hell. my roomates, krystal's roomates, and everyone in her group were all friends, so we spent about a week helping with everything from set design, props, acting, etc to help them out. i have a very distinct memory of all of us being crammed in a car and driving out to the middle of nowhere to shoot in some guy's uncle's barn. it was warm and sunny; the windows were down and the fresh air was blowing through; joanna newsom was blasting on the radio (as much as joanna newsom can "blast").
good times.
side note: as i was perusing joanna newsom's wikipedia page, i was shocked to see that she was born two weeks after me. that makes me feel both old and inept. for some reason, i always find it odd when someone famous is either the same age as or younger than myself. makes me feel like i need to get on the ball.
3/21/2008
all done
i think the best part, though, was when i showed krystal the final product, she said how proud of me she was for stepping outside my box. i heart my wife.
3/11/2008
update
3/03/2008
sneak peek
here's a little glimpse at "A Day in the Park" in progress. i ended up scanning it at work today to get a good digital copy. i did the lines (tried something new with the pressure on my tablet to get the wavy-ish lines. i'm trying my best to make it look like i outlined it with a real marker, and i think that helps. got a long way to go though.
musings on saturday night
funny mouth picture:
pink neon lights in a restaurant always set an interesting tone...
3/02/2008
super post sunday: #3
so, first thing is something i did a few weeks back. there was a nice empty chair in an Urban Outfitters catalog that came a while ago, and i felt the need to draw someone sitting in it. i thought it turned out pretty cool. as i said, i'll post a scan when i can.
next is the first scan for the painting i'm going to get started on. its going to consist of three 5"x7" frames. i think its going to be called "A Day at the Park". my trial version of photoshop finally ran out, so i'm going to attempt this first in correl painter. we'll see how that goes. i may even try actually painting it with real live paints, but we'll see.
we went to a gallery showing last night that had a folk art permanent collection. after seeing all that stuff and looking at mine, i see a bit of a connection, even though i sort of hate to admit it. not that folk art is a bad thing, but i don't know. i'll have to gather my thoughts and come to a more coherent conclusion at a later date.
super post sunday: #2
while we were out grocery shopping, we stopped and got some awesome picture frames that i'm going to do some little paintings for this evening... i'm going to attempt to do something scott campbell-esque, which should be fun. (he just posted some pictures of a really awesome clock he painted... you gotta check 'em out).
super post sunday: #1
so, for the first post, i've got the full version of the image in my blog header.
stay tuned for more...
2/26/2008
sinkin' in the couch
2/25/2008
holy shit
client pm #1, 25 feb at 11:34 am
"if only two images are best, please use the sextant image we like. if you can do four more effectively, please do so. thanks - client pm #1"
me, 25 feb at 11:49 am
"you're talking to someone without sea-legs here... what is a sextant?"
client pm #1, 25 feb at 11:58 am
"it's the image of the tent, in which, two teenages are having sex."
client pm #2, 25 feb at 11:59 am
" A sextant is an instrument generally used to measure the altitude of a celestial object above the horizon. Making this measurement is known as sighting the object, shooting the object, or taking a sight. The angle, and the time when it was measured, can be used to calculate a position line on a nautical or aeronautical chart.
The picture that has the man and the girl holding a funny looking object, that is the sextant and the above is what they are doing with it.
It’s the old fashion way of navigating."
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WOW. i think it makes it way funnier if you know the guy, because thats not something i would ever expect him to say. and i like how pm#2 responded back right away with the real answer. trying to cover up some embarrassment, me thinks.
totally made my day.slacking...
we did do some spring cleaning (even though i looked today and saw that spring is still 6 weeks away, which is sort of depressing). We have a hefty stack of things to drop off at a goodwill, which always makes you feel warm and fuzzy. and our closet is clean. also nice.
we went to a party on saturday night. brendan's brother-in-law turned 31 this weekend, and we were invited to join in on the festivities. we were both a little worried about there being too many degrees of separation between us and the person of honor (me -> brendon -> brendon's wife, rachel -> matt, rachel's brother, the birthday boy), but we got there, and there was no need for concern. everyone was extremely cool. i dont think i've felt that comfortable around that many people that i didnt know in a long time. probably since being back at school. i guess i don't really know what that means. does it mean i'm more comfortable with myself in meeting new people? does it mean we've finally found a group of like-minded people in this town that we can have fun with? probably a little bit of both. either way, its a good thing. we drank some beers (from a keg!), had some delicious homemade hot wings, did some boogie boarding down the stairs. oh! and there was a clown! it was hilarious! she made balloon animals. her name was cookie. and i think she was really worried when she came in and saw a bunch of drunk adults. probably a little outside her comfort zone. but hilarious none the less.
2/21/2008
and so it begins...
my "big picture" goal with this resolution is to be a professional illustrator by the time i'm 30. i think that's reasonable. so, to sound cliche, i'm really only cheating myself by not sticking to it. i have taken a couple of freelance illustration jobs for cheap/nothing to stick to it. so that's cool. and i really want to get rolling on ambur's graphic novel. so i guess my ultimate goal with this blog is to post my drawings. not necessarily to share them, but to give myself mini-goals to work towards the big ones.
so check back to see what happens... it'll probably be a bit slow to start (my damn scanner isn't working for starters), but hopefully i'll get into a nice groove with it. and maybe i'll just ramble every once in a while too... thats always fun.
*side note: they just said "vaginal vault" on C.S.I.
*side note to the side note: on American Dad last night, Roger the Alien referred to a woman's vagina as a "baby cannon", which i thought was hilarious. that show is so under-rated.